i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
BRING THE BAGELS
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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