We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
You surviving the open bar?
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I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
He felt like a one man threesome
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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