She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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