she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
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Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
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Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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