we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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