So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
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He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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