We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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