i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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