Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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