so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
she told me i tasted like america
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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