I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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