the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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