What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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