she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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