It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
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A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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