Quick, to the slutcave!
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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