So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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