i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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