Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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