I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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