saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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