i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Im part way to drunk.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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