Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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