Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
COCAINE IS GR8
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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