It's Friday. Sex?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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