idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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