oh god the rape fog is back!
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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