Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
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I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
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All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
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