This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.