It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
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Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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