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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.

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  Something to remember me by.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.

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• (585): View more from New York

  I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?

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