Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
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When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
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Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!