I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
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Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
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Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.