I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
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you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
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WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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