Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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