A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
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You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
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anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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