I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
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you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
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You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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