He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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