The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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