I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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