Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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