Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
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you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
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Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
And then my night got REAL pukey
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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