We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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