Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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