Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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