Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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