I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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