Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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