So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
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I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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