Everything about him screamed your future.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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