True but thats because hes a fetus.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Randomize
