I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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