I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
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