I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
how does that bad decision feel?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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