I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Still dying that you shit outside
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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