so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
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