jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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