If i come over, it means nothing
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
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He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
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Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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