whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
It's blow job season.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
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The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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