I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
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So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
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You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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